New blog about Proof that Easter is a super weird holiday for kids and parents, too
Easter is a holiday that marks the resurrection of Jesus, so we celebrate by having a giant bunny hide chocolate around the house while we sleep and eating copious amounts of sugar-coated marshmallow baby chicks.
Makes sense, right?
It’s not hard to see why Easter can sometimes seem a bit confusing for kids.
Our family isn’t very religious, so Easter in our house pretty much revolves around the big bunny and the egg hunt. To me, this is my kids’ greatest leap of faith. I understand an unwavering belief in Santa Claus. He’s like everyone’s favorite grandpa: Jolly and sweet, and he always comes bearing gifts. Wrapping your head around the Tooth Fairy requires a little more imagination, but there is magic in the idea of pixies and sprites to begin with.
An enormous, anthropomorphic, often creepy-looking rabbit stomping around your living room while you sleep, though? That takes it to a whole new level.
A visit to Twitter today revealed some very funny, slightly awkward observations about Easter from other parents:
4-year-old: I know the Easter bunny doesn't really lay eggs.
Me: Then who does?
4: Jesus.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 10, 2017
I'm vegan and I also don't allow processed sugar in my home so on Easter I just hide carrots and my kids cry.
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) April 12, 2017
"2nd place is the first loser," and other things I whisper to my kids before the start of an Easter egg hunt.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 13, 2017
Before the creepy Christmas elf, kids just had recurring nightmares of a giant bunny hiding eggs while they slept.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) April 13, 2017
I'm scrubbing and mopping the floors so I can put faux bunny footprints all over them later.
The real definition of insanity: parenthood
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 14, 2017
Wife: Do you know why we celebrate Easter?
8: No.
Me: It's when the Great Pumpkin rose from the pumpkin patch.
12: That's Christmas!
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) April 9, 2017
Kids really do make the holidays magical and bright. Like, take Easter for example. Did you know vomit comes in pastels, too?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 27, 2016
Behind every photo of kids coloring eggs is a parent screaming and threatening to take away Easter.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) March 27, 2016
Me: Did you have fun at the Easter egg hunt?
7: No. The eggs were scattered everywhere.
Me: You know that's the point, right?— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 25, 2016
Faux bunny footprints?! Well played, mom.
(If you’re curious as to the origins of the Easter bunny and eggs tradition, be sure to check out this great explanation on History.com.)
Images via Unsplash.com/Darren Coleshill; Morguefile/sideshowmom
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